Miss Park Slope - Andrea Alton
Her Gay: Allen Warnock
Day Job: Business Analyst
Ultimate Karaoke Song: MacArthur Park
Favorite Gay Spot: Sephora
What did you want to be when you were growing up? As a child
I dreamt of three things; being a Solid Gold Dancer, Ice Skater or
Super Model. When Solid Gold went off the air in 1988 I
begrudgingly let that pursuit go and turned all my energy into
becoming a Super Model Ice Skater. While my love for overeating,
5’3” frame and lack of motivation has made that dream nearly
unattainable, I still hold on to the dream that someday I’ll land a
Triple Lutz Sow Cow while wearing skates by Jimmy Choo and
Couture by Gucci. In the meantime, I’ll settle for being Miss Fag
Hag of the United States of America New York.
Her Gay: Allen Warnock
Day Job: Business Analyst
Ultimate Karaoke Song: MacArthur Park
Favorite Gay Spot: Sephora
What did you want to be when you were growing up? As a child
I dreamt of three things; being a Solid Gold Dancer, Ice Skater or
Super Model. When Solid Gold went off the air in 1988 I
begrudgingly let that pursuit go and turned all my energy into
becoming a Super Model Ice Skater. While my love for overeating,
5’3” frame and lack of motivation has made that dream nearly
unattainable, I still hold on to the dream that someday I’ll land a
Triple Lutz Sow Cow while wearing skates by Jimmy Choo and
Couture by Gucci. In the meantime, I’ll settle for being Miss Fag
Hag of the United States of America New York.
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