Best of Womat Tweets #2
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Mundane Questions, Captivating Answers: Michelle Buteau |
Michelle Buteau
You may have seen Michelle Buteau on TBS’ George Lopez Show or on Comedy Central. We served her the most bland questions but she delivered us some j’amazing answers.
1. You’ve been to many state capitols. Which has the best mall?
Michelle: As of last week, I’ve performed in 48 states. I’m tired. The best mall I’ve been to is the Grand Ole’ Opry in Nashville, TN. It’s insane. It’s so big, they pump oxygen in the building, and there’s birds flying around. Real birds. It’s sort of like shopping while on acid.
2. Tell us your best Manwich moment.
Michelle: This past Halloween. Two guys dressed as Bert & Ernie housed me like it was a TLC video in 1995. Oh wait, or did you mean the sandwich?
3. Gun to the head: which is your favorite bird.
Michelle: Chicken. Yes. That happened.
4. What is your ideal floss flavor?
Michelle: Mint! Yes, honey – minty fresh! What what?
5. Which paper provider turns you on?
Michelle: I just got married, so Wedding Paper Divas. They had so many choices, I just couldn’t help get a boner for paper. Don’t judge.
6. FILL IN THE BLANK: World’s Best Mom ________.
MIchelle: …is an independent, loving woman, who has a life besides her kids. She’s open minded, supportive, doesn’t hold grudges, and loves her children matter what.
Visit Michelle at http://www.michellebuteau.com/
Read her blog: http://www.thingsyoushouldknowwithmichellebuteau.blogspot.com/
Like her on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/michellebuteaucomedy
More pickles! |
Adolpho Blaire and I went to Central Park to ask strangers to say, “More Pickles.” We didn’t tell them why and they really didn’t ask what we were doing. This is what reality TV has done to people.
Celebrity Rejection: Sarah Jessica Parker
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We wanted to award Sarah Jessica Parker the “Our Hero Award” for the 2010 Miss Fag Hag Pageant, a benefit for the The Hetrick-Martin institute, home of the Harvey Milk School. REJECTED! Sigh.
- Sarah Jessica Parker rejects Mintyfresh
Best of Wombat Tweets #1
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Horoscope Hollenbach: Passive Aggressive Horoscopes
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Aries: Why do you always leave your dishes in the sink? Don’t you realize that causes discomfort to those around you? Your lease is up for renewal… don’t make it an easy decision for him to move on without you.
Taurus: Everyone else in the office can tell that you have it hard for your coordinator. Why not tell your wife? Especially because he’s a guy… and probably a cancer… let me look on his Facebook. Yep, cancer.
Gemini: We get it, you love Glee. Save it for the message boards, not the water cooler.
Cancer: We know you are hooking up with Steve in accounting. He’s married. Don’t be an Amy Fisher, he’s not that hot. BANG!
Leo: You keep telling everyone you’re a Leo but you’re really a Cancer. You want everyone to think you’re special because Madonna is a Leo and that’s one of your bragging rights. You should pick up another skill, like pottery to brag about because you’re dead wrong about the Leo thing.
Virgo: You are very good with money, but can you also remember to add tax and tip to your submission to the tab at the restaurant? Every time we go out to eat, some poor schmuck has to add in more cash because you think your $8 meal only requires you to contribute $8.
Libra: Please rollerblade with your shirt on.
Scorpio: All of your friends think that Dolly Pardon wrote Jolene because of you and that’s not just because your name is Jolene. You’re a banshee that steals men and you’re also an unsigned model.
Sagittarius: When making your wedding invitation list, you can leave a Pisces off of it because it’s the same night as New Year’s Eve. I didn’t know if you knew that 12/31 was a holiday.
Capricorn: I’m leaving yours out intentionally. …and you know why.
Aquarius: Don’t forget to floss because we like breathe when you’re speaking.
Pisces: You won’t be bothered when your friends and co-workers read this because this is a horoscope and it’s really subjective, except for the flossing part.
Unicorn of the Day: Football Unicorn
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Meet Football Unicorn from the Unicorns on Computer Paper Tumblr blog!
Ten Minute Decade |
Mintyfresh Co-Creator, Laura Mannino wrote and starred in her own film, Ten Minute Decade.
Drag LOL Cats.
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Heavy-Handed Branding at its Best!
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Does anyone remember Mo Pitkin’s? Sadie’s Lounge was a workshop room for some folks to work out their stuff and some nights where jokes went to die.
